May 2012
May 17th
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tumblr really needs to up the cap on the queue
even if its like by 100. get on it guys.
May 17th
Anonymous asked: You're adorable! :3
May 17th
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Reblog if you want (1) cute anon message today.
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dark humour isn’t everybody’s cup of liquidized dead baby
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i love those applebees commercials that talk about...
im like bitch please. those ingredients are not fresh. as a server at applebees, I know that we are the king of opening a bag and throwing shit in the microwave. as per my agreement with applebees, the above is considered a breech of contract unless redacted.
May 16th
May 16th
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i just had a brilliant idea
every time I see someone hash tagging on facebook, im going to comment with a, “#stophashtagging”. see? its an Ironic humor.
May 16th
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who was the greatest prostitute of all time?
ms. pac-man. for 25 cents, that bitch would swallow balls till she died.
May 16th
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May 15th
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my room mate gates arrested development
we cant be friends anymore.
May 15th
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52" smart flatscreen all set up and ready to go
Netflix set up as well. im ready to love here forever now.
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Nothing pisses me off more than when people make...
My room mate is an idiot sometimes. Rather than take the “risk” of breaking a little plastic piece in the trunk of his car to tie down the trunk to take a tv home, he spends 20 minutes talking about how he doesnt understand why he cant have the tv delivered, tries forcing the tv in farther when it clearly isnt going anywhere and making excuses like “you cant put knots in...
May 14th
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I cant go into best buy any more.
It makes me want to spend my money on things.
May 14th
The meaning of all the deaths in HP:
James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.
Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.
Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.
Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.
Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.
Mad Eye: To show the death of a solider.
Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.
Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.
Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.
Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.
Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.
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Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK
May 13th
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Im in a very angry cynical mood
Someone please stop me
May 13th
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I wish there was a drink called Haterade
myantiquehabibi: And it’d come in flavors like Bitch Smack Berry Dream Crushing Dragonfruit You’re a Stupid Bitch Starfruit Shut the Fuck of Strawberry Piss Off Pomegranate
May 13th
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